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Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Sweet, merciful crap!

Are the Republicans really considering kicking off the 2004 convention in New York City on September 11th?!? What the fuck?

Anybody out there have any taste left? Yes? You? Is there a hand raised in the back? Yes? Guards, seize him!. 'kay, anybody else? Right, then, who's making punch?

Anyone wanna take bets on whether or not the Republicans will let their own convention put their terror alert system to a higher rating? (Assuming, of course, they haven't forgotten about it by that point...)

Well, at least it'll clearly be the party of the year. The Quaylemonster will surely be in effect. Keg stands with Danny-boy!