Saturday, January 29, 2005
ROCK 'N' ROLL BON MOTS #029
I recently discovered that I can, for some reason, get radio reception for the first few train stops of my commute, including in my very own station. So I was standing there one morning, pissed off at the cold, pissed off that I had to go to work, pissed off at the train, which was late, and when I turned on Q104 I heard Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It." In addition to being a just fantastic song (why does no one ever mention this? Totally as good as anything the Smiths ever did), it just suddenly changed my mood. I was smiling and even a little giddy.
So from now on, whenever I feel just sort of unreasonably annoyed, as happens with some regularity in this particular city I live in, I am going to start singing "We're Not Gonna Take It" in my head, both to make me feel better and to make fun of my own overblown sense of righteousness. Unreasonably annoyed at two people kissing on the subway? "We're not gonna take it!" Pissed off at the I'm sure very nice old lady walking too slowly in front of me? "No, we ain't gonna take it!" Ready to kill my noisy neighbors? "We're not gonna take it anymore!" Shit, I should write a book about this. (It would also include Miss Clap's little trick with "Tame.")
posted by Mike B. at 1:06 PM
0 comments
Just to note, the lyrics to Blueberry Boat can be found here. Thanks to the heretofore unknown "Blueberry Boat: A Fiery Furnaces Fansite," who do not link me, but that's OK. I'll probably go back and include these on the BB entries.
Also, here is a cartoon version of "Chief Inspector Blancheflower." (Uh, sorta.) You're welcome. Now go to bed, you hooligans.
posted by Mike B. at 3:57 AM
0 comments
Friday, January 28, 2005
Via subinev, here are some pictures of the recording of the Branca piece I participated in, which I'll finally write about, um, any day now. If you know what I look like, you can see me in some of these pictures; if you don't know what I look like, uh, you can still see me, you just won't even know that you're seeing me. Mwah! I'm Phillip K. Dick!
Uh sorry. I think it's time to leave work and go practice and eat some dumples. (I need to write about that sometime too, but in short: Mr. Dumple = best dumplings evah! (Also, Mr. Dumple = Dumpling Man. *cough*) (Also also, picture #15 in the first set here = dumplingest dumpling that ever dumped!) (Jesus, I'm posting cute baby pictures now. It really is time to go.))
ADDENDUM: In fairness, that baby is pretty rockin', eh?
ADDENDUM 2: Christ, good thing I got my hair cut finally.
posted by Mike B. at 5:49 PM
0 comments
So, uh, this is pretty weird. Or do I mean "creepy?" I'm just not sure.
posted by Mike B. at 5:30 PM
0 comments
OK, but what would Grand Theft Auto: Twee City actually be like? Obviously it would start off in Olympia, and you would increase your status by buying more 7"s and increase your sex appeal by picking out the right vintage hat. You wouldn't have much equipment at first and so your missions would involve staging shows in people's houses and doing all-acoustic, group sets where everyone is sitting on the floor of the club. Except you have to do it in a way that conveys that you prefer to do like that, not that you have to. Eventually Calvin Johnston would send you to kill the Shins, except they take you into their fold and make you a marketing VP at Sub Pop, so you open up Seattle on the map. You'd have to write sufficiently cryptic letters to The Believer, kneecap college radio music directors, and find just the right coffeeshop. Your girlfriend would be a photographer and you would take her out to used bookstores, and if you found just the right ironic-but-sexy book ("Sexual Astrology," say, but only if it features a ridiculous cover illustration), booty city! You would only drive old, dark-green cars, or bikes. Once you got high up enough, you would ride a Vespa. You would have a "shagginess" meter. If it had been too long since you smoked, your coolness meter would start to go down. If you listened to the wrong radio station in your car and somebody hears you, your cred meter would go down. Eventually you would open up San Francisco (possibly through becoming a tour manager, thus giving you access to a bitchin' van), you would work for McSweeney's and eventually start your own small label that wouldn't do any runs larger than 500.
Any additions?
posted by Mike B. at 1:18 PM
0 comments
ROCK 'N' ROLL BON MOTS #028
"Purple Rain" is Prince saying, "OK, everybody's doing power ballads. Cool. I'm going to do one, it's going to be better than anything any of you can even think of, then I'm going to end it with one of the greatest rock guitar solos ever. And I'm a 4'10" funk musician. Take that, bitches."
posted by Mike B. at 11:21 AM
0 comments
SONGS I LISTENED TO THIS YEAR THAT I LIKE A LOT(SILTTYTILAL) #6-2005: SALT 5, "GET UP! RAPPER"
I've discussed this before, but I want to say specifically why this song is awesome, or at least one explanation. Let me lay out the genres this song emcompasses.
- Dancehall. The one-bass-note, syncopated-kick-hits in the verse, plus the somewhat monotonic vocals therein.
- Hip-hop. Actually not a whole lot of rapping in a song presumably about a rapper, but aside from the title, there is a shoutout of the group's name in the intro, as well as the sporadic P. Diddy-ish backup spoken male vocals ("C'mon" etc.) throughout the verse.
- Glam. The "We Are The Champions" stomp-stomp-clap beat runs inexplicably through the chorus, but it works.
- Hair metal. The guitar solos following the choruses (which I swear are exactly like another guitar solo somewhere that I just can't put my finger on, goddamnit), plus the mass chanting on the chorus, which is very reminiscent of Def Lep.
- Swedish pop. All the little cut-up vocal samples as well as the very sharp sound of the drums, and the little Richard Xy noises in the verse.
- P-funk. The synth hook in the intro.
So, you know, it's a Japanese dancehall/hip-hop/glam/now-pop/p-funk/hair metal song. And it's fantastic.
posted by Mike B. at 11:06 AM
0 comments
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Reading this, I realized that although I've been having a fantastic time lately in the NYC (er, so to speak), I haven't been more than a few feet south of Houston or east of 1st Ave in quite a while. I hung out in Bushwick, in Washington Heights, on 23rd, at some place called Cheap Shots on 1st with an air hockey table in the back; ate on St. Mark's, at Berket, at Veselka; and just wandered around wherever, but none of it on the LES. I have been doing a lot of things in the East Village, but that's different (apparently), and maybe this article explains it: all the riffraff cleared out to Ludlow and Rivington. The East Village has felt nice and low-key lately, laid-back and familiar in a way it often doesn't. Maybe it's the winter, maybe it's the fact that I'm settling into the city more and more, but I've had a really fantastic time the last few weeks (including my trip to Atlanta, which was amazing), and I haven't been anywhere particularly trendy, and I really haven't seen hipster one. This is kinda nice.
There are certainly bad things about it--I like Fez, and the takeout margaritas at the Hat, but quite frankly, the Luna Lounge can go fuck itself nine ways from Sunday, so good riddance. Things like this make me sort of understand why people hate hipters, but it also makes me see the gradations that people sometimes miss. Also, it makes me think that all this is stupid and I shouldn't be talking about it. But so it goes. Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is that I'm happy to go out with a drink with you if you're up for a good time; we'll grab all our friends and go somewhere quiet and make it loud.
posted by Mike B. at 6:04 PM
0 comments
Two things I've learned from looking at my referral log:
1) Putting "Shakespeare" in the tagline was a good idea. People are always googling for Shakespere and something else, and there's a lot of something else round bout these parts.
2) Someone needs to transcribe the lyrics on the Strong Bad Sings! CD. I swear I get at least a hit a day (for the overview post I did a while back) of someone looking for the lyrics on one song or another off that sucker. Also, did I mention how great that CD is? That CD's great.
posted by Mike B. at 5:04 PM
0 comments
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
I am stewing things in my head. I am letting them simmer and create a good broth to put things in later, to make it even tastier. But it's not ready yet. When I see my ingredients in other places, I can tell they are winking at me, like the pretty girl you see at a party when you're off pursuing another one, and think, ahh, she's nice, but she's for another time. But you talk to her anyway. Just a few words around the keg or behind her in line somewhere, just laying the groundwork. You know it'll pay off. But for now it's a simmer. For now it's waiting.
So I'm getting these little glimmers from things that may pay off later: Ohio, upstate New York, rendering archaic things in a modern tongue (you see how vague this is at present, but it'll stew), etc., etc. They're all just reflections off shiny things moving somewhere in the distance. We'll see where it ends up.
posted by Mike B. at 5:59 PM
0 comments
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Saw I Heart Huckabees[1] on Sunday, and really really really enjoyed it. I had been initially excited about it but was damped in my enthusiasm by all the half-hearted reviews, so I went into it with low expectations. But I saw nothing of the disconnects or pretentiousness or " angst" that people were talking about. I mean, it was a comedy, and a good one. Did people miss that?
Just to mention intially, I loved that Shania Twain was this joke through the movie, the sort of shorthand symbol of emptiness, represented by a cardboard cutout (!) of her dressed in that embarassing Ramones t-shirt. And by the end, if you're like me, you start to get kind of uncomfortable about it: OK, David, I know she's a crossover country star and all, but she's a good one, you know? It seemed too easy. And then she shows up, in the flesh, to deliver the coup de grace to Jude Law's character in a sort of deus ex machina[2], telling him off in no uncertain terms, and after she leaves we get the wonderful exchange of "You know, I care about that kind of shit too much," followed by J. Schwartzman's environmental activist admitting, "Me too." This may or may not be the key moment in the movie, but we'll get back to that later.
The other thing that had worried me about this movie was that long piece in the Times about its troubled production history, especially where Russel keeps going on about how it was about these really important and intelligent Buddhist concepts he'd learned in college, because I know what that kind of stuff tends to produce. But the movie did everything I wanted it to and more. It didn't take the material too seriously, and it didn't really regard it as any great revelation; this was an idea, take it or leave it, no big deal, it's been said before, but it's kinda cool, huh? Miss Clap said that ultimately you could take all the philosophy out of the movie, have it be about anything else, and the movie would still essentially work, so it's there as gravy. Plus, how pretentious can a movie be when it ends with Marky Mark and the drummer from Phantom Planet sitting on a rock and hitting themselves in the head with a rubber ball?
The movie worked because the ultimate point wasn't to grasp whatever philosophy was being put across. It had a very good and very satisfying comic resolution, with everyone pairing off into their proper couples, order restored to the universe, etc. That there were still loose ends is undeniable, but the fact that the movie chose to gloss over these (or leave them for your own consideration, or on the deleted scenes on the DVD, which I'm totally getting) is a testament to its committment to the comedic form, which gets its message across much better than more philosophizing would. I mean, it cast all of French philosophy as a nihilist femme fatale, and how great is that?[3] It takes this stuff out of its perceived highbrow context and puts it where it belongs: in comedy. I don't mean that it's not true or valid or interesting, just that if it's properly applied and understood, it's essentially a comic idea. I think postmodernism or whatever would be a lot more useful if framed in this way.
But I could go on about this for a long, long time, so let's instead go back to "the Shania scene." Some context, in case you haven't seen the movie: Huckabees, the giant Target-esque corporate chain store that's sort of the story's McGuffin, has as one of its corporate spokespeople Shania Twain, in much the same way that Martha is for K-Mart or what have you. Jude Law's character, a marketing executive, keeps telling the same story about his encounter with Shania at a store opening, and near the end of the movie the existential detectives play him proof of how often he repeats this story as sort of evidence of his emptiness and he breaks down etc., all of which would be way more convincing if Jude Law had looked crushed instead of mildly constipated, but that's not really important.
What's important is Shania. Because if you didn't watch all the way to the Shania scene, it would be easy to read all this as some critics chose to, as an anti-corporate! anti-mainstream! liberal yay! movie that unflinchingly embraces all of those concepts, because after all what is a crossover country star if not the very embodiment of our lazy stereotype of a soulless, sold-out musician, someone with no worth whatsoever, especially if she's now whored herself out to a giant corporation, which is also, of course, Very Bad. Except then at the end, after everything has unraveled and it's been revealed that Jude Law's promises to help save a marsh are in fact only half-truths, Shania appears and gives the final condemnation: she was just as comitted as anyone to saving the marsh, she wasn't just some corporate mouthpiece believing what she was told, she is a human being and she knows what she's doing. It's a funny scene--I mean, it's Shania Twain yelling about environmentalism, how could it not be--but it's also an important one, because it flips our expectations on their head. We may want to make her into this cardboard cutout, this symbol of things we dislike, but those things are human and complicated and real, and every once in a while they need to show up and whack you on the head to make you realize what's going on.
And then the response: "I'm too into that shit." "Me too." Ah, now we see: this idea you detest, this Shania, which you've used as a prop and an easy laugh, she has just told you off in no uncertain terms, and she's right, too. You are no better than this. But: you are no better than this! And that's great, because you're pretty great, too, right? You are not above this, you are part of this. And what's the "this"? It's one of the things that connects us all: pop culture.[4] There is a commonality, something we can look to as a connection, and it's precisely this. Even if we don't like aspects of it, we're all aware of it. We are Shania, and Shania is us: ridiculous, compromised, fabulous, debased, banal, special. And we can proceed from there.
[1] Incidentally, my father must be pleased that people are referring to it as such.
[2] Woohoo, I hit the pretentiousness twofer!
[3] Also, how great is Isabelle Huppert? Mmm.
[4] You saw that coming, right?
posted by Mike B. at 10:50 AM
0 comments
"The Summer of '91" sounds like the Counting Crows, "Let It Drive" sounds like
the Gin Blossoms, "The Rest Will Follow" sounds like Bright Eyes, "All White"
sounds like Ziggy Stardust-era Bowie, and the verse melody of "Caterwaul" is the
band's most soluble MBV-meets-Sonic Youth rip yet.
I dunno, that sounds kinda cool. I mean, it shouldn't be any great revelation that Conrad's lyrics are horrendous, yeah?
posted by Mike B. at 9:22 AM
0 comments
And so it begins...
I just heard M.I.A.'s "Sunshowers" coming out of a neighboring cubicle. Here we go!
posted by Mike B. at 9:20 AM
0 comments
Monday, January 24, 2005
Quote of the day, from here:
"Other thing that occurs to me is that jaded ex-raver ecstasy burnout types get v v nostalgic for their clubbing heydays when they were in huge barns full of thousands and thousands of people all feeling the vibe and it was IMPORTANT, damn it.
"Newsflash, fucker, you were ON DRUGS. Perception did not equal reality. "
Yeah, what he said.
posted by Mike B. at 5:55 PM
0 comments
|
|