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Thursday, April 13, 2006

From the heartland comes news of a MIRACULOUS matzoh! Jesus died for somebody's sins but now he's back, in unleavened form! You can click here to buy this priceless etc.

Here is the product description:

This a bonifide miracle. Jesus's face has appeared to us.
In the Christian faith, the Last Supper was the last meal Jesus shared with his apostles before his death.The meal is discussed at length in all four Gospels of the canonized Bible. According to bible scholars the meal was a Passover seder. The main staple of Jesus's last meal was the Passover Matzoh.

Matzoh is a religous food item made of plain flour and water, which is not allowed to ferment or rise before it is baked. The result is a flat, crispy, cracker-like bread. There is a commandment to eat Matzoh on the first night of Passover.

Miraculously upon opening our box of Shmura Matzoh (the holiest vareity of matzoh) we were shocked and awed to see the holy apparition of Jesus's downturned face within the fireburned marks on the bread.

This is truly a miracle from God and His Son. The timing of this appearance on Passover the meal of the Last Supper three days before Easter Sunday.

Well I'm sold!