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Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Well, we all figured Colin Powell was just closing his eyes and thinking of England with the whole war flip-flop, but apparently the excuse that he was hoppin' mad at France was true!

"It's over and we have to take a look at the relationship. We have to look at all aspects of our relationship with France in light of this," Powell said, according to a transcript of the interview provided by the State Department.

Asked if there were consequences for having stood up to the United States, Powell replied "yes" but did not elaborate.

In other news, 54% of Americans who have had at least three beers think we should fucking invade those French fuckers, goddamn it, they'd roll over like little pussies.

Hey, do you think the French would loot the Louvre? Grab me some tapestries!