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Monday, May 17, 2004

I was getting a milkshake from the ice cream man when an Airborne Express truck totally hit a Mr. Softy truck. Dude! You can't do that! I was hoping a total gang war would break out, ice cream men throwing ninja sugar cones, razor-edge flat-rate envelopes slicing off body parts, paper cuts and lactose-intolerant reactions everywhere, the streets awash in blood and fudge. But, sadly, it didn't.