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Friday, July 09, 2004
Reasons not to have sex with Pitchfork writers #1029:

Elvis may have drooled sex, but it was artificial, manipulative, cheap. The Fall, like all truly great sex, climaxes in rage, regret and release-- the three criteria for all utterly essential rock music.

Hey, guess the gender of the writer! Shouldn't be too hard...