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Monday, November 22, 2004
There's something just indescribably wonderful about the Miss Piggy track at IHOP, which you should grab RIGHT NOW. Any list of its charms would include:

1) The part in the intro where she inexplicably sounds like Homestar Runner. ("...maybe blow out your noiseulator thingy.")

2) The EQ shoutouts being oddly exactly like what DJs still do.

2a) The way she tries to get a deep voice on for when she says "bass." Sounds kinda evil.

3) "Wimpy-type music." And the need to warmup your stereo as a result of it.

4) Dolby! Awesome.

5) The music. Very good, actually.

Hey, if anyone has a copy of that Sesame Street disco record, I miss that. I used to listen to it all the time. Well, that explains something, huh?