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Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Oh my god, I am spending so much money tomorrow. I am going to spend like five hundred dollars, on, I dunno, oil, and Toby Keith CDs, and Diebold locks, and American flags, and Anne Coulter books, and t-shirts that say I LOVE HALLIBURTON, and anatomically correct President Bush dolls, and then some bigger motherfucking American flags, and donations to the RNC, and assault weapons, and crucifixes, and TVs. I am going to spend so much money it will make you vomit. You dumb motherfuckers. God I hate you.