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Friday, March 18, 2005
Dear Congress: every year, thousands of undergraduates pen bad ripoffs of Kafka's short stories. Please do not add to this pile by acting out your own.

Suggested questions for hearing:

"So, what's it like not being allowed to die?"

"Drool once for yes and twice for no."

"You're aware you're going to hell, right?"

Next week, look for Congress to all band together and save a kitten stuck in a tree. (The kitten is also about to use steroids.)