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Friday, December 02, 2005

Oh good, a children's album with songs by the guy from Low, the guy from Red House Painters, and Sufjan frickin' Stevens. So if you want to make sure your kids grow up depressed, get 'em this. Those guys are like the three horsemen of killing yourself.

Maybe you could follow up by sending your kid to bed without any supper and then keeping them awake by playing Jeff Buckley as loud as possible. And then telling them how disappointed you are that they're not asleep.

Buying this album sounds a little like child abuse, is all I'm saying.